A new poster for the forthcoming biopic based on the Deepthroat actress’s life has been release.

You knew this was coming.

Taiwan Has Penis-Shaped Corn Dogs – These actually look pretty good.
Semen-Based Recipe Book – I just gagged a little.
Why This Married Wall Street Banker Pays For Sex – “I used to go to bars…

The Vice Guide to Eating Pussy: Vice posits the Men are just not good at eating the pussy.. mostly cos it’s a really tricky business. So here are some tips!
The Pregnancy Fetish, as Explained by…

I’m pretty sure I’m not as limber as half these folk.
about the video:
In the past 5 years, the rate of STDs among active seniors has risen over 70%. This public service announcement
promotes the importance of using condoms,…

They do make it look enticing. I’m going to have this song in my head all day.
blurbage:
This infamously botched Public Service Announcement from 1969 confused an entire generation of children into thinking that they too can be attractive,…

A public service announcement from Vivid.

Bike Seats Causing Sexual Dysfunction In Women – great.
25 Things You Say During Sex, And What You Really Mean
Sex Shop Customer Needs Police To Free Him From Handcuffs – The man had been…

I love her.

Charlize Theron’s Kinky Sex Tape from Charlize Theron

Charlize Theron Cell Phone Hack Response

Charlize Theron Cell Phone Hack Response from Charlize Theron

I think the top youtube comment on this vid pretty much sums it up for me: “This movie will do nothing to my childhood that Episodes I, II, and III haven’t done already, so bring it on.”
Synopsosis:
With the…

5 Things That Can Apparently Make Women Orgasm
A new study says women can orgasm from “weight lifting, climbing poles or ropes, yoga, and biking and spinning classes.” From photo copiers to Peppermint Patties, here are some other things…

Jimmy Kimmel takes on Rick Santorum’s aim to ban pornography if he is elected.

Excuse me? – via tosh.0 blog
Penthouse Pet and alleged boss of a global drugs ring arrested in Australia – On the run for almost a month, the blonde swimsuit model was extradited to Sydney on Wednesday…

Bob and Lizzie share their modest home with over 250 other women – silicon women, that is. Bob, a mechanic, collects love dolls, and each have a special place in his home.

Why? Why would you do this? *Shakes fist in air.

blurbage:
Pee Wee loves Dolly more than anything else in the world. The only thing is, she’s not human. She’s a doll. But Pee Wee doesn’t want to admit it….