It’s my birthday today, so in honor of myself I’m posting this adorable pic of Lexi Belle dressed as a clown in an upcoming shoot from juliland. You can look at it too if you like.
and now for the news…
Barry White songs used to encourage shark to mate in aquarium – I think Troy McClure was a consultant on this project.
Larry Flynt Proposes Nationwide Strike – Larry Flynt is mad as hell and he is not going to take it any more.
Recycle your old sex toys – Be an environmentally responsible perv.
Fruits in pornographic poses – The packaging of a brand of German candies is causing an uproar in Europe.
Megan Fox set to play Catwoman in next Batman film – Nerds everywhere wet pants.
Swiss voters ban nude hiking in Alps – A sudden influx of naked Germans ruined it for everybody.
Cereal CD connects to porn site – A dance CD that came with a woman’s breakfast cereal directs her computer to hardcore porn.
Is burlesque art or X-rated entertainment? – I think it depends on who’s wearing the pasties.
Anna Paquin thinks nudity, nipples are real yawners… – I feel the same way about True Blood, but I’m only three episodes in so I’m going to stick it out since I hear I will be rewarded with boobs if i do.
New sex mags – Jacques and Liger Beat smut up Brooklyn.
It’s mostly amateur hour when stars make sex tapes – Celebrity sex romps lack production value.
Workplace Porn : Is there an App for that? – iphone brings boobs to the workplace
Standard Hotel guests put on steamy sex show – New York hotel guests forget that windows are transparent.
Naked Yoga attracts Hollywood celebrities like Halle Berry to local nude yoga classes – Phenomenon ‘trailing through the US like wildfire’.
Fox Unhappy About Porn Version Of ‘The X-Files’ – But I am. That sounds hilarious.
Vanessa Williams nude photos for sale – Buy the former Miss America’s boobs on Ebay.
Rowan Pelling’s sex advice column: ‘Help! My boyfriend wants to film us having sex…’
Lithuania’s erotic museum opens – Lithuania’s first erotic museum has opened its doors in the country’s second city Kaunas.
Craigslist Ad of the Day: Porn Casting Couch $5000 – “Casting Couch Whores #8″ and “Let’s Bust Nuts on these Butt Sluts, Volume 7.” were cast on this. Own a piece of cinema history.
